So, my missus recently got a new Blackberry and it came with a feature which can read your text messages to you if you’re driving or operating heavy machinery or milking a cow and whatnot. On discovering this, I immediately did what ANY normal human being would do:
Yes, I texted it lots of swear words. You would too. Thats all for now folks.
P.S. If you know anyone with this feature on their phone, try turning it on when they’re not looking, then waiting until they’re in the cinema or at a family dinner or in church until you text them. Have fun!
love Shambles x
*I meant blue as in the nature of the language the phone was using, its sort of a pu- oh never mind…